# [HOBO] Radish: Legend has it that it is enchanted with a mystical spell that prophecizes the name of the next owner on it's hilt in glowing script .. and that the name is currently bears is . . . 'Aeternum'
# [HOBO] Radish: It is said that even now it lies in wait for another dumb enough to pick it up, in the mighty depths of [W]'s vault, rightly forgotten and discarded.
# *Volchanka is dying:))
# [HOBO] Radish: promptly, too.
# [HOBO] Radish: Once, it came into the ownership of Carrot the Stupid, who attacked Lord Fauz with it, and was promply electrocuted unto death.
# [A] Lou AbsoZero: Behold, the Crossbow of Oxymorons. While held, its stringless form would fire no bolts, yet it imbued it's wielder with the power of the gods!
# *Volchanka imagines Carrot sitting around a bonfire holding a flashlight to his face, as he tells his story
# [HOBO] Radish: Far and wide tales have spread of this weapon, how if you see it at a yard sale for 20 pence, it's best not to even bother!
# [HOBO] Radish: And now, I shall tell you the legend of the Mace of Weakness, it could be imbued with 5 magical enchantments!! .. but it was as dull as a doorknob so any enemy you hit with it just kind of shrugged and laughed.
# [Kapai] Rumbler: cool
# [VBP] Kilote: out, yes, and agreed Carrot
# [MMA] Volchanka: that's how.
# [MMA] Volchanka: it's crappiness is mythical.
# [Kapai] Rumbler: Kuan , are you still out on the uni ?
# [HOBO] Radish: I mean really, how can something like that be mythical, there are myths about it being crappy?
# [HOBO] Radish: getting a legendary or mythical item with 2bd is a little .. like .. what?
# [HOBO] Radish: there ought to be certain damage range limitations for rarities
# [VBP] Kilote: it could have been better, yeah
# [DoL] Lou Seiffer: When I got that, I was sooooo mad
# [HOBO] Radish: I'm not saying it's not valuable, just that it's sort of a slap in the face on an otherwise awesome item
# [VBP] Kilote: so, that all skills is still valuable
# [VBP] Kilote: remember that there are some classes that not rely on damage
# [HOBO] Radish: that's like handing someone a rocket launcher .. mounted on a .22
# [A] Lou BrutalFire: Yeah :/
# [HOBO] Radish: too bad about the BD
# Lou BrutalFire showing: Extinguishing Crystal Crossbow of Circumspection

:rofl: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-HAH-HAH-HAH! :rofl:

Hahahahahahahaha omg! This was priceless! Tho not as crazy ans the story Leean and I wrote hahaha.

and I def saw about 4 toons belonging to Lou....*shakes head and wonders* how many times can she switch a toon and say something in a minute.? =P :Happytyper: :Happytyper: :Happytyper: :Happytyper: